Eagles fan arrested after throwing meat cleaver at firefighter and vandalizing fire station in Martin County

Martin County, Fl (treasurecoast.com)- From the files of we can’t make this stuff up, 25-year old Edward Dalasandro got arrested after vandalizing a Martin County Fire Station, assaulting a firefighter with a meat cleaver (yikess), urinating on the carpet (gross), stole 126 dollars, a uniform hat and some knives.

Here is the info from the Martin County Sheriff’s office:

EAGLES FAN GETS WINGS CLIPPED AFTER VANDALIZING MARTIN COUNTY FIRE STATION, ASSAULTING FIREFIGHTER WITH MEAT CLEAVER

25-year old Edward Dalasandro will be spending some time behind bars after breaking into the fire station on NE Ocean Boulevard.

Dalasandro, who resides in Philadelphia, broke into the station around 10:00pm, ransacked the bunk rooms, urinated on the carpet and stole $126.00, a uniform hat and some knives. When firefighters confronted him, he threw a meat cleaver at them. Firefighters were able to contain him until deputies arrived.

Eagles fan arrested after throwing meat cleaver at firefighter and vandalizing fire station in Martin County

Edward Dalasandro was charged with armed burglary, aggravated assault on a firefighter and petit theft. He was taken to the Martin County Jail, where the eagle was officially grounded for the second time in one night. #WrongExit